Cowboys and Sharks (Belize)

Belize – the unexpected jewel in central America. After 3 border crossings in 3 days, buses from Honduras into Guatemala, a night in Antigua, propeller plane to Flores in the north and two more buses to finally cross into Belize. The final stop of my central American journey, I had an open mind. Turns out I’d saved the best til last – Belize is a land of mysterious Mayan ruins, jungles, Creole culture and the second largest barrier reef in the world. And a former British colony, the Queen (a much younger version) is on the dollar notes, which are pegged 2-1 with the USD. 

Quick stop in Antigua, Guatemala
Guatemalan transport

First stop was a horse stables only ten minutes from the Guatemalan border. Trying to plan ahead how to get here from Guatemala had been a challenge but as always once you arrive, it’s easy. Slip the bus driver an extra few quid and he’ll drop you at the crossroads, borrow a phone and call the stables and somebody will meet you there.

View from my cottage

Welcome to Hanna Stables – one of my favourite places in the entire trip. Acres upon acres of lush farmland, horses and jungle alongside the river. 

Stunning Belize

Accommodation in quaint little cottages. And for tonight I was the only guest. No Internet. In other words, paradise. The stables are owned by a fascinating family of English descent. The mother went to Belize as a nurse and was awarded an MBE for her work, and I got chatting to her son Santiago when he made me a long needed home cooked dinner. We agreed our favorite countries in central America was Nicaragua – coincidentally he worked there for many years in the UN. After learning about the history of the country and reading books, here was someone who had met the people I’d been reading about and all evening to talk about it.

Ride along the river

We rode on horseback to one of the main attractions in this area near San Ignacio, the Xunantunich ruins. Riding here was an experience like no other – these are huge, award winning horses. We rode alongside a turquoise river, though jungle and across a hand cranked ferry to reach the ruins site where the horses had a rest and I had a two hour tour of the site with a guide of Mayan heritage. An incredible experience – even more special because we were the only ones there!

Worth the climb in 90 degrees with a high fever!


The ruins here have many similarities with those in Copán, Honduras, such as the abandonment of the site. A huge amount is still completely uncovered – all around are mounds of grass that hide the ancient rooms. It comes down to money – thousands needed to excavate and restore an area of couple of feet. Fairly recently human remains were discovered so there are plans in the pipeline. Belize has many more Mayan ruins, if only I had the time to see them. 


Next morning at 7am I rode again with guide Devon, a very cute 20 year old cowboy who taught me some Creole. People here generally speak English with a Carribean twang and creole words. ‘Have you ever ridden a big horse?’ asked Devon, before he brought out the horse he’d chosen for me, 5 feet 5 inches tall. 


Hanna, a purebred Appaloosa mountain that I had to climb up stairs in order to mount. And she was the nicest horse I’d ever ridden. Cowboy Devon educated me on the cowboy scene is around here – they go to Guatemala to compete in races and ride bulls, and occasionally get in fights 😂


Sadly I had to move on – by bus from San Ignacio, through the capital Belmopan and Belize City where I would catch a ferry to the tiny island of Caye Caulker. I popped into an information centre in San Ignacio to find out when the next bus was coming and there was a FREE CHOCOLATE FESTIVAL!!! I was greeted by lovely people who looked after my bag and handed me chocolate cake, chocolate drink, chocolate wine (disgusting), chocolate cookies, chocolate bars…. And a load of Belize souvenirs such as pens, bottle openers, canvas bags. All for absolutely nothing. Definitely the best hour I’ve spent waiting for a bus!


The chicken bus arrived, the same American school bus as the other countries but playing reggae instead of salsa music. I didn’t get a good look at the the capital but it seemed pretty laid back, a different style to the more recent countries. The journey was complete sitting up front with the driver on the hour long ferry, after the traditional meal of Fry Jacks – fried dough stuffed with refried beans.

Where best to stay on a paradise island with no cars than a cat santuary? I spent a few days on this idyllic island – so small you can walk across in a few minutes. The pace of life is slow – I tried to buy a boat ticket to Mexico for 3 days and every time the office was closed or the woman had ‘just popped out’.


The highlight of Caye Caulker was a snorkeling trip with Captain Caveman, a real island character with amazing dreadlocked hair. We went out for a day to the most beautiful sites I’d seen since the San Blas islands in Panama. The best thing about this trip is the guides get in the water and take you around different coral sites, pointing out fish. The best part was Shark Ray Alley where nurse sharks (bigger than expected!) and enormous sting ways swam around us and bumped our legs. It was quite eery spotting lone nurse sharks later on as I explored the coral gardens alone!


And that’s Belize – an incredible place that’s already top of my list to return to! Next stop, speed boat into Mexico to catch a flight to the USA…

¡Hola Honduras! Guns and Ruins…

Anja and I spent three days trying to buy bus tickets out of Nicaragua into Honduras. On Thursday we couldn’t make up our minds because all of the advertised timetables were wrong. On Friday evening the ticket office was closed. On Saturday the office was closed. It turned out to be closed all weekend and we wanted to travel on Monday. Estelí in Nicaragua is very close to the Honduran border of Las Manos and the Nica bus passes through once a day heading to the capital of Honduras, Tegucigalpa. We were even prepared to spend a night in the dreaded Tegus and make our way to the Bay Islands in the Carribean sea the next day. But we were thwarted by bureaucracy – it is not possible to buy a ticket on the phone, online, on board the bus or in any other location other than the ticket office that is closed. To add insult there was an annoying couple in the hostel who had had the sense to buy tickets earlier and were all set to go. Not wanting to wait until Tuesday, we had to travel 2 hours back to León and book on a tourist shuttle that would take us all the way across the border and Honduras until the ferry port to the islands – sounds great except it leaves León at 12.30am and takes 15 hours, in a minivan. 


Luckily we were the only passengers so had the van to ourselves. Still I couldn’t sleep over the blaring Latin music and the driver’s singing. We arrived at the Honduran border around 4am, driving right back through Estelí on the way.

With absolutely no queue we exited Nicaragua and walked over to the deserted Honduran border control -everyone was sleeping! Eventually banging on the windows did the trick and a sleepy guard stamped us in, no questions asked. 

Driving through the capital I was slightly on edge, the roads were full of people walking amongst the cars. Vast areas of tin shack housing spread up into the hills. We stopped for breakfast at the Honduran equivalent of a motorway services, guarded by security with the biggest gun I’ve ever seen in my life. This became a common theme. 

The rest of the long drive was broken up by the driver doing chores – he went to do some banking and left us waiting to be robbed on a street corner, bought some avocadoes and popped into his house to drop off what looked like a bag of money to his wife. But we made it to the ferry! It’s surprisingly efficient and modern and an hour or so later we were on the tiny island of Utila, home to the whale sharks, and more security.


I have to admit that I wasn’t crazy about Utila. Any dreams of paradise island were shattered by the continual roar of tuk tuk motors (no cars though), speed boats and dive party culture. I seemed to spend the whole time trying to see a doctor who never showed up, in order to get a medical certificate to say I could do a discovery dive with asthma. The whale sharks were also nowhere to be seen. Admittedly I’ve been spoilt by Panama’s San Blas islands. Although I did meet the nephew of the Honduran president!

 

Anja was taking her advanced diving course so it was time to say goodbye as I moved south to the town of Copán. I’ve wanted to go to Copán for ages as it’s home to the ancient Mayan ruins. It’s also a lovely, friendly old town where everyone wears cowboy hats and rides a horse. 


The friendliness of the Honduran people has been amazing – I ended up going to see a doctor after having a high fever and he didn’t even charge me. Although he didn’t do any tests either so let’s hope his hypothesis was correct…


On the positive side it forced me to spend more time to Copán and I got so much back. My favourite was a trip to the Macaw Mountain rescue centre, which started life on Utila, caring birds confiscated from the illegal pet trade, injured or abandoned. Macaws can live to be 80 years old – many owners don’t consider that! It’s also illegal to keep one as a pet now, since the Scarlet Macaw is the national bird of the Honduras. They were revered by the Mayan people, as depicted in many images and folklore. Many Mayan rulers used bird names – Great Sun Lord Quetzal Macaw!


What’s amazing is that the sanctuary moved to Copán and has successfully released many macaws back to the ruins site where they can be seen flying free over their ancient homeland, a very moving sight. Meanwhile you can meet some tame older birds who live freely in the santuary site – they’ll even sit on your head! And who knew they liked to drink coffee?!


The main attraction is of course Las Ruinas.  The main site is a short walk away, guarded by more guns. I decided against paying $30 for a guide, preferring to wander around alone. And I had most of the ruins to myself! You don’t get that in Tikal or Macchu Picchu. 


Just when I was wondering what I was looking at and thinking a guide may have been a good idea, like magic Miguel appeared. He worked here when they were excavating and we cut a half price deal for a mini tour. 


The Mayans deserted this site and we don’t really know why. A popular theory is that the population exploded, deforestation took it’s toll and crops died out. Many say this is the natural cycle that’s happening again now.

Below – what do you do when you see a doorway leading into the temple? Go in of course until you get freaked out on your own!


Miguel also took me to visit the site of the Mayan birthing hospital. A huge frog, the fertility symbol, is carved into the rocks, along with chairs for the pregnant women to sit. The Mayans were a very advanced civilisation. Below – Miguel doing his best pregnant pose:


The only annoyance was the persistent local kids around the birthing centre trying to sell me necklaces and a rendition of the Honduran national anthem.
 

Honduras is definitely a place I want to return to with more time. Neither Utila nor Copan was the dangerous place the media would have you believe. Just a week here gave a glimpse into a stunningly beautiful and fascinating country.

Next stop, Belize, via Guatemala… 

Goodbye Nicaragua – Facing the Rain and a Canyon 

Nicaragua : Estelí and Somoto 

Travel companion : Anja

Leaving Matagalpa behind, I continued north with Anja to the town of Estelí. Another liberal town that has been badly scarred by the war – in the 80s the US backed Contra would attack from the mountains. 


Although Estelí is a friendly working town, the real draw is the surrounding Miraflor nature reserve. Through the Tree Huggers not for profit group we arranged our own trip into this community. On horseback we could visit the mid level and highest communities, learn to make tortillas and hike in the cloud forest, plus lunch in a family’s home for about $28 each. 


The next day we woke up to torrential rain but soldiered on in the dark to the bus stop at 5am, our shoes (walking boots where are you when I need you?!) already soaked through and clutching our packed lunches. 

The road was the worst road I’ve been on and that’s saying something. The poor buses simply go until they break down, which is frequent. 


Our guide turned up late – the poor guy had to come via motorbike in the rain at 4am to get the horses ready for us. The organisation hires local community guides and the income can provide for a family for a week. He spoke with enthusiasm about the anti littering project he’s involved in, meanwhile he works on the land. Previously he worked in t-shirt factories, selling clothes, tried to make it in Costa Rica and Panama for a better life for his family. There are some extremely resilient and determined people in Nicaragua.


The rain lifted and revealed that we were high above the clouds. We rode up to the higher communities and saw the difference in living conditions – there is no electricity and the conditions aren’t right for growing coffee, only potatoes. It was extremely valuable to see this rural side of Nicaraguan life.


The final challenge of my Nicaraguan journey was the Somoto Canyon. My understanding was that this entailed an easy enough hike and some pleasant swimming and floating through the canyon itself, with some OPTIONAL jumps into the water. After a two hour chicken bus ride we arrived at Henry’s house, an unexpectedly tall local man who has made a business out of Canyon tours. ‘Everyone ok with a 5 metre jump right ‘ he said casually. Turns out due to the rain the conditions had changed and this jump was now non negotiable as ‘there’s no way back’. Going with the ‘Live each day as if it’s your last’ approach I decided to do it (plus surely there must actually be a way back in case of emergency). 


Then commenced 4 hours of hell. The rain had raised the water level to swirling dirty yellow rapids. ‘Float! Float!’ shouted Orvin. Suddenly I realised ‘floating’ actually meant white water rafting without the raft, just trying to keep your head above water and not get smashed by rocks. 

After a few ‘floats’ it became apparent that we really couldn’t go back. How they haven’t been sued yet by an American tourist I have no idea as we didn’t sign anything. When the time came to jump in, (definitely more than 5m and necessary to avoid a rapid whirlpool) I had lost it completely. The only reasons I jumped were a) the rest of group were now waiting and shivering in the water shouting encouragments of ‘You can do it Marianne!!’ and b) tour guide Olvin kept his promise to hold my hand and jump in tandem, me attached to him like a limpet. In fact he had held my hand and dragged me most of the way. 

When we finally got to dryland, Olvin remarked ‘Oh you’re smiling! You’re pretty now – you weren’t earlier when you were shouting “3 more hours of this?!”‘ He nicknamed himself my ‘boyfriend and life saver for the day’. 

And that’s the last chapter in my Nicaraguan story – for now! Next stop the Honduras, after a two day failed attempt to buy a bus ticket…

Hitching in Trucks and Finding Elizabeth 

‘This is Nicaragua’ he said, ‘The bus driver probably didn’t feel like coming past today’. We were patiently waiting for the bus to pass by the Rancho to take us back to Chinandega. The same bus we had seem come into the village a while ago, where it’s supposed to wait a while then turn around and come back past. But apparently it wasn’t coming back today. I was heading north to the town of Matagalpa, set in the highlands of coffee and cigar production. This involved three buses and a day of travel as per usual. Today half of the hostel was attempting to leave town. The owner offered to drop us all at the highway intersection but was concerned no buses would pass there either. Not really having an alternative, we all piled into his pickup, me in the front holding one child, the baby on his lap helping to drive and the back full with a group of Dutch lads.

I’ve never been so glad to have other people to travel with as that day! Nine of us waited on the side of the road with some local women who were also trying to hitch a ride. Below – our saviour :


Eventually a truck stopped – we shared it with some bags of huge fish, heads poking out, and an old man with no teeth and a machete almost as big as him. This is local transport in Nicaragua! 

Below : spot the machete…


We stopped to let people off when they banged on the side of the truck and squeeze in more people – this was hands down the most fun journey of the trip so far! 

Below : my bag sitting tight.


We went our separate ways in Chinandega and Anja and I eventually made it to Matagalpa – by coincidence we had booked into the same hostel. I passed some time chatting to an old man about The Beatles – they are extremely popular in Nicaragua and the main conversation striker followed by, believe it or not, Brexit. This is because music was an integral part of the Revolution and the Beatles were smack in the middle of it. They didn’t understand the lyrics but they didn’t need to. I’m very proud of holding a conversation about Brexit with an old man in Spanish! Below is one of the many bus stations of the day.


Matagalpa is a beautiful working city, surrounded by rolling hills and coffee and tobacco fields. Hardly any tourists to be seen, it felt like a ‘real’ town. 


It’s also the birthplace of Carlos Fonseca, one of the key Sandinistas (“the intellectual one”). There are murials and tributes all over town including the police station:


Anja and I decided to do our own thing instead of the organised tours, preferring to seek out a real Nicaraguan coffee farm rather than a large scale foreign production (such as the German owned Selva Negra). We set off instead for the nearby town of San Ramón.


Not before making a stop at the Castillo de Chocolate where they make the famous chocolate that I’ve tasted all over Nicaragua. Unbelievably there are only three women who make the chocolate, all by hand. Including cutting the silver wrappers and glueing on the ingredients list.

The bus to San Ramón was the friendliest yet, maybe because it’s off the beaten track. We were looking for a tourism office to arrange a visit to a coffee farm. Then commenced an afternoon of finding various people in various locations like a treasure hunt…


San Ramón is a lovely little town, a main streets, some small shops and a square around the church. 


We asked a security guard for directions, who took us to a man’s house who would apparently know. He did – we found the office but Darling, the  woman who runs things, was apparently in the cafe down the road. Where we had just had lunch. 


Back we went and asked for Darling. Nope, they young boy said, she’s gone out for a few hours. Luckily with Spanish we could communicate our intention and he made a phone call. Apparently we needed to go to ‘La Reyna’, where there was an old gold mine. There a lady called Elizabeth would be waiting for us…


We hopped on the next bus not really knowing where we were going – it turns out La Reyna is a cooperative community, with several families growing coffee and frijoles (beans). They also host visitors overnight. It’s a wonderful way to provide sustainable income in the community. 


We walked along a dirt track wondering how we were going to find Elizabeth but magically a rickety wooden sign ‘information’ appeared pointing to a house on the hillside. And there was Elizabeth:

And Elizabeth was lovely! She explained how the cooperative works and organised for a young girl Bettina to come and take us on a walk up the mountain, around the coffee plantations and show us the process even though it’s not coffee season – all this and she’d get us back in time for the one and only bus back!

The land here is beautiful. We went to an old couple’s home and helped to roast the beans over a fire and then grind them – harder than it looks! We even got to enjoy our hard work with a fresh brew, with the chickens and dogs.

This was one of the best days I’ve had here in central America. When you make an effort to get off the tourist trail you are rewarded with authentic experiences and genuine people 😀

Chicken Buses, Compost Toilets and A Volcano 

Nicaragua – Jiquillo 

After the Tarantula incident I swore off any accommodation with the word ‘eco’ in the name. Yet I found myself in a bamboo hut on the sand  complete with open air shower and compost toilet – think cat litter tray. Welcome to Rancho Esperanza, hidden in the tiny fishing village of Jiquillo on Nicaragua’s Pacific coast and a day of hot, sweaty chicken bus travel to get here. Below is my lovely hut :


Rancho Esperanza is a tranquil set of eco friendly cabins on the sand, recommended to me by a few people I met at La Mariposa. The aim was relax, read, write or do nothing. It actually turned into ‘let’s climb a volcano in 90 degree heat!’ – more of that later. Here’s a photo of my outdoor shower and no flush toilet!

Showering under the stars
The journey is all part of the adventure in central America – it’s  worth a diversion here to explain the beauty of the Microbus … 

  1. They drive like lunatics and generally don’t stop on the way. After a few Chicken Buses you start to see this as a good thing.
  2. They leave when full – no need to worry about timetables!
  3. They cost less between 20p to £1 depending how far.
  4. They always fit more people in – I now see this a good thing although standing at a right angle isn’t comfortable. 
  5. You can’t miss your bus because the driver touts for business by shouting the destination name over and over and faster and faster – as if people might change their mind on where they are heading.

A confusing aspect of bus travel here is the number of different bus stations in a town, plus they are  usually in the middle of local markets. 


On the way to Jiquillo I got off the microbus in the town of Chinandega at ‘El mercado’ (the market) and took a bicycle taxi to ‘El mercadito’ (the little market). Zero other tourists so I just stood for 45 minutes with my bags in the sun hoping the bus would turn up. Of course it did and the friendly bus driver and local kids made sure to tell me to keep an eye on my stuff. I sat next an old lady and we chatted about how hot it was – discussing the weather is universal!

Which brings me on to the joys of the Chicken Bus…

  1. They look amazing! American school buses – pimped up, spray painted and customised to the route.
  2. Plenty of religion slogans to read, usually along the lines of ‘God has blessed this bus’. Good to know.
  3. There is an assistant who comes around to take payment, puts your bags or shopping on the roof and HELPS YOU ON AND OFF THE BUS. London bus drivers take note!
  4. They play salsa or bachata music, very loud.
  5. People will get on to offer you food and drinks at every stop – and there are a lot of stops because it stops for anyone, pretty much anywhere.
  6. You’ll even have a seat if you get on early.
  7. Don’t worry about pressing a bell to get off – the assistent will shout or whistle as he knows where you’re going! (Providing you’ve asked him nicely in Spanish)

Dozens of women got on board this already packed bus to offer us every kind of food and beverage possible – it was complete chaos.


I was helped off the bus at Rancho Esperanza and told I’d arrived by several other helpful passengers. There had been another backpacker on the bus all along – Christina from Switzerland.


The Rancho is an amazing place – Nate the owner is an American about my age who has deep links with the community, with some great projects going on. Jiquillo has been hammered by a Tsunami and is under constant threat from the sea. At high tide the water was lapping the only road through the village. I took a walk around with a local lady – people are living in huts with the sand under their feet here. She told me there is a big problem with the ‘machismo’ attitude and depressingly high levels of domestic violence which they are working to improve. Below is the sschool behind barbed wire (funded by Japanese) and main street:


I loved my hut and all the lizards and frogs that I shared it with, until a tropical storm hit and I laid waiting for the hut to go up in flames or the next tsunami to strike.

We all had a go at climbing a coconut tree – the girls unfortunately failed spectacularly, not even getting both feet off the ground one inch. It looked so easy when our guide simply clasped the trunk in his arms and walked up to pick 11 coconuts.



Meals and served communal style in the main hut and there is NO WIFI!! Amazing – after dinner everyone played games (Monopoly is still no fun when you lose). Easy to make friends as it attracts like minded people (who don’t mind the compost toilet).


The beach here is stunning as it’s so remote, especially sunset. I opted for a morning horse ride which was beautiful as it was completely deserted. Although I wasn’t expecting my guide to be 15 years old, or to be chased by a pack of dogs – galloping from the start then!

My ‘do nothing and relax’ idea changed dramatically into climbing a volcano when everyone else was doing it – over 3 hours uphill in 95 degree heat to reach the crater lake summit of Volcan Consiguiña. 


Totally worth it of course – the volcano is on the most south western part of Nicaragua overlooking the gulf of El Salvador and Honduras. Here is Anja and I at the top!


Unfortunately I sent my expensive walking boots home with Dad as I wasn’t planning on much hiking. So I slipped and slid my way down the volcano as my legs turned to jelly. One of the local guides walked behind me and each time I fell he pulled me up by my backpack before I hit the ground. Or he just held my hand. At one point the poor guy said at this rate we’re both going over the edge. 

Next stop is a tour of the Northern Highlands, the Sandinista stronghold towns of Matagalpa and Estelí – next catchup blog coming soon!

Two Volcanoes, A Circus and The Revolution 

Days : I’ve lost track 

Nicaragua : San Juan del Sur, Isla de Ometepe, León 

Travel companions : me, myself and I 

Chicken bus

I’ve spent the last few weeks travelling all over Nicaragua by chicken bus (old American school bus), microbus (souped up minivan),  in the back of pickup trucks (my favourite), ferry and horseback. I crossed the land border at Peñas Blancas after travelling by bus across Costa Rica. 
Local transport…

This is a very easy border crossing – “Coyotes” (money changers) are waiting to change any spare cash and the only question I was asked was ‘Do you need a bus? Or maybe a Nica boyfriend?’ – it felt good to be back!

Ferry to Ometepe Island

First stop was the surf town of San Juan del Sur. This was the only place I didn’t like much, mainly because of the influx of backpackers seeking the Sunday Funday pub crawl and the sweltering 90+ degree heat.

Map of Isla de Ometepe
I took buses and a ferry to the magical Isla de Ometepe, an island formed by two volcanoes, Volcán Concepción and Volcán Maderas, in the middle of the huge Lake Nicaragua. 

La Orraca Loca (crazy magpie)

I stayed in Balgüe, at a lovely new hostel called La Urraca Loca run by a Spanish couple in the countryside surrounded by little farms. I even arrived in time for a sunset swim.

Sunset over Volcan Concepción, from the lake

Ometepe is stunning, possibly my favourite place in Nicaragua. It’s considered a sacred land – I visited some ancient petroglyphs at Finca Magdalena. There are over 2000 boulders with these mysterious markings, which may be over 3000 years old.

Helicopter?

At the hostel I met Liat from Switzerland, Andreas from Italy and Andrea from Germany. One night we went to the local circus which had set up camp nearby. It cost about 50p and was probably the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen – a goat that refused to walk across a plank of wood, a clown called Earthquake and an old man who seemed to run the show. We climbed up to the top of the rickety seating structure only to climb straight back down when we realised how rickety it was. Nicaraguans apparently have no problem half sitting half squatting for hours!
Earthquake works the crowd

Later on Earthquake changed outfits and did some acrobatics on an old mat, prevented from flying into us only by the old man who was poised to catch him. Needless to say I laughed all night long and the Spanish came in handy. An unexpected highlight was the farmyard chickens and dogs that just wandered around as they fancied. I only have one video clip that isn’t offensive to anyone or anything!

I took a very friendly local bus for about 20p to the national spring Ojo de Agua on my own and spent all my money on local jewellery such that I could only afford a coconut and plate of fried plátano for lunch. There was no need for the bus fare back as it didn’t turn up so I had to hitch in the back of a pickup with some others – it’s just the way it is here!

Ometepe residents

Ometepe is definitely on my list of places to return. After a few days Liat, Andreas and I traveled North together to León – it’s much easier travelling in a group as you can actually leave your bag and go to the bathroom! 

A real bazooka – the Revolution museum

León, a student city, former capital and Sandinista stronghold, was pivotal in the Revolution of ’79. It was the first city to be liberated. Most people here fought and this was a war where women and even Nuns were picking up guns. ‘A free country or death’ was Sandino’s stance. 

León = Lion

Nicaraguan history is fascinating – I’m at risk of becoming a bore who bangs on about the war but this country has been trampled by one dictator after another. First the Spanish and then the English took what they could get. Then follows a period of dictatorships until the FSLN (Sandinista National Liberation Front) overthrew dictator Anastasio Somoza. Then the American Regan administration funded the ‘Contra’ war in the 1980s via the sale of weapons to Iran (Google Oliver North if you’re interested!). The International Court of Justice ruled in favor of Nicaragua and against the USA, but the USA didn’t accept the verdict.

Murals inside the Revolution museum

Anyone visiting León should go to the History of the Revolution museum – this is top of my Nicaraguan experience. We met ‘The Beast’, who fought in the Revolution. They used nicknames – he showed us a photo of his friend who he only knew by pseudonym. The museum is itself is the former dictator’s Palace of Communications, taken over by the Revolutionaries and riddled with bullet holes. Inside is a crude collection of photographs and newspaper clippings propped up on the floor. 

Article in the museum

I have to thank La Mariposa Spanish School – one of the Revolutionaries shows you around the museum one on one and personally explains the articles, in Spanish (for over 2 hours).

Viva Sandino

If you don’t speak Spanish in central America yes you can get by – but you only get a fraction of the big picture. The chance to talk with someone (twice imprisoned) who went into dictator Somoza’s office at the end and drank his whiskey is priceless. Many taxi drivers also told me their experiences and loss of family members. 

Selfie on the roof – Andreas, The Beast, me and Liat

The visit culminated with a walk on the roof to point out the real life locations of key spots such as the HQ of the national guard. This alone was worth the entry fee of a couple of dollars.

On top of the world – La Catedral

Another rooftop  highlight of León is the Cathedral – we climbed up to the top and were allowed to walk around as long as we didn’t ring the bell. There’s a fine for doing this which I thought was Vale La Pena  (worth it) but the security guy said he would lose his job and go to prison and never get married or have children, so maybe not.

“The City of Churches”

My next stop would entail a day of chicken buses north to the lesser visited fishing village of Jiquillo following recommendations from fellow students at La Mariposa…. Saving that for next time!

Panama Paradise 

Panama: Bocas de Toro, Panama City and San Blas Islands 

Travel Companions: Dad and Lauren 

I started writing this blog about Panama at the natural spring Ojo de Agua on the island of two volcanoes, Isla Ometepe, back in Nicaragua. I’d just declined an offer of ‘would you like to go for a swim?’ from a guy selling coconuts, after my previous experience of ‘going for a walk’. I perhaps should have accepted his offer of a moped ride home since my bus subsequently didn’t turn up. I was determined not to repeat the Costa Rica bus experience so before I knew it I had leapt into the back of a pickup truck with some other Gringos who were also stranded – accidental hitchhiking! I need to catch up on the blog as tomorrow I’m heading somewhere without any Internet…

Local transport

After a whirlwind week travelling from the Atlantic to the Caribbean in Costa Rica, we crossed the land border into Panama, heading straight to the Caribbean islands of Bocas de Toro. I was nervous about this crossing since Panama have become stricter on enforcing the onward flight and apparently no longer accept a bus ticket. This means that you need to produce a print out of your flight ticket home as well as a bus or boat out of Panama. I ended up booking a flight back to San Jose, Costa Rica, since I didn’t have my route planned. I’ve heard you can generate a fake onward ticket but didn’t have enough time to make this look realistic, also any of problems would have left Dad and Lauren to go on to Panama without me!

Immigration

We left Puerto Viajo on a shuttle bus  at 6am and still spent almost 2 hours  at the border. Queuing to pay our exit tax, queuing to get our exit stamp and then the fun part, walking over the no man’s land bridge with our luggage to cross into Panama. 

Crossing the border

It’s pretty chaotic, although we had a guide to point us in the direction of the next queue. The Panamanian side scrutinised our flight details and stamped us in! No shiny border control here – it’s all ramshackle huts, broken roads and encroaching jungle. After queuing again to pay our entrance fee we got on the bus to Almirante, where a Lancha (little motor boat) was waiting to take us to Bocas de Toro. At this point I would have said it was a fairly rough ride – although a few days later after the San Blas lanchas I’d look back on this as an calm and tranquil sail.


Bocas is beautiful but busy. We took a private lancha for $1 each to a different island for lunch at a vegetarian restaurant – this is the life!


Then a lancha to the island of Bastimentos to visit the famous Red Frog beach. About 20 minutes away ‘if we go fast’ according to our boatman who had fallen in love with Lauren (and brought his mum to meet her when he returned to pick us up a few hours later). It’s great being able to converse with locals – we agreed he’d find a friend for me, no matter if he’s tall or short as long as he has his own boat. 


We didn’t have a great night on Bocas as Lauren was sick and I tripped and stubbed my toe so badly I couldn’t walk – cue nursemaid Dad. My arm was also grossly swollen from an insect bite although I decided against the steroid injection a ‘doctor’ in the pharmacy wanted to administer!


The next day we needed to get to the city of David to catch our flight, several hours away on the mainland. We missed the boat and bus due to being invalids so we took a taxi all the way, with Willy the taxi driver and his shiny new pickup. Luxury living! Being Easter it turned into four hours of Evangelical Easter rallying on the radio by a Puerto Rican preacher. I was sitting in the front seat – preaching is actually very good for practising Spanish as he repeated everything several times, getting louder and louder towards a crescendo of HALLELUJAH!!! Definitely a unique journey.

Taxi to David

Arriving in Panama City at night, it’s all modern looking sky scrapers. But on closer inspection the buildings are crumbling and the roads are potholed. There was just time to pack our bags ready for our 5am pickup for the San Blas islands the  next day, where we would stay overnight with the Guna Yala people.

We didn’t know what to expect from this adventure but sure enough, a 4×4 turned up at 5 am with a couple of other passengers, to drive 3 hours across the San Blas jungle hills. This is the territory of the Guna Yala indigenous people. Bring on the craziest driving yet – up and down and speeding around pot holes on the wrong side of the road like a rally driver. We passed various Guna checkpoints – it’s tightly controlled with all visitors names written on a board.

Home

The next part of the journey is by lancha boat. We’d been warned we might get wet and had come prepared with bin bags to cover our backpacks. What they actually meant was we would get absolutely soaked, slapped in the face by the waves on waters so rough that we left our seats every time the boat slapped down on the ocean. Everyone on board was screaming – but with laughter! It certainly made us feel alive.


Arriving on Isla de Aroma made it all worth it. These islands actually took my breath away – this may well be the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen in all my companions travels. I’m talking about paradise islands so small you can walk across them in under a minute. Uninhabited islands with only a handful of palm trees. Islands with little huts scattered between the trees. And nothing else but crystal clear water.

Coconut!

Our Guna guides were Ian and his brother Kevin – unexpected names! They really looked us after throughout the trip. Leaving at 5 am means you get here at 9, with a full day ahead. We visited several other islands, my favourite being the Isla de Perro (dog island) where we snorkeled around a sunken gun boat. Dad had his first go at snorkeling – unfortunately it was only when he tried my own non-leaking mask he realised you weren’t supposed to be able to breath through your nose.

We stopped at an incredible area of shallow water in the middle of the ocean, where we could climb off the boat and stand knee deep looking at starfish. My photos are on my underwater camera so it will be a nice surprise when I get home.


Third stop was a picnic lunch on another island and hours more of swimming. Dad found some local boys to play football with while Lauren and alternated between searching for starfish and buying  souvenirs from the shy local women – their traditional dress is just beautiful.

We slept in our huts with just the sand for a floor – the doors don’t even close here. There was a guy keeping watch in army uniform all night so we felt very safe! Dad has an ants nest in his hut so bunked in with us since we had a hut with 6 beds to ourselves. 


Island time and going with the flow are key to enjoying this experience. Dinner is served when the bell rings (rice and salad without the fish). Ian told us that the boat was leaving at 8 am next morning. What time is breakfast? Some time between 6 and 8. Actually the boat is leaving between 9 and 11. But please be up at 5! 😎

Getting ready in the morning is instantaneous when you just need to put on your bikini. But we obviously missed the memo on the trend of g-string bikinis with your arse hanging out – the Guna men didn’t know where to look and I couldn’t stop staring!

Bringing snacks and water is also crucial – we lived on rice and peanut butter sandwiches. You can buy a coconut and if you ask nicely they will cut it for you – coconuts are used as currency. 

The second day was yet another day in paradise – snorkeling and swimming all day long. I highly recommend our tour company San Blas Amazing Tours – our island was not over crowded and we felt privileged to share the island with the Guna rather than a tourist overload. It also helps to be able the  communicate in Spanish – we learned that they rotate to do different jobs such as sweeping the sand or fishing. No office jobs or rat race for these people. I was sad to leave – do they realise how lucky we think they are? Are they satisfied with this life?

Panama Canal at Miraflores

Back in Panama City two days later, with matching bruises on our backs from the boat rides, we did our own sightseeing tour via Uber. First up, the Miraflores canal center. I’m fascinated by the  canal that cuts right through the country from Atlantic to Carribean. Probably any products we buy that are exported from Latin America will have come the huge container ships we watched navigate the locks. It’s an engineering masterpiece – at what cost to the environment? Although the government has had to protect the surrounding rainforest if only to keep the canal water levels up. 

Sneaky ballet barre up the tower

Next stop, the ruins of Old Panama. Mostly a series of convents, the old city was burned by the British pirate Henry Morgan, a fact lamented by every taxi driver. We had the ruins completely to ourselves as they are actually closed on Monday but we just walked in – probably when security were at lunch. All the more smug since a loud American woman had told us she’d tried and failed to bribe her way in 😎



Last stop was Casco Viejo, a maze of beautiful crumbling buildings at the waters edge. As usual there is a Bolívar square to pay tribute to one of Latin America’s heroes. 


Casco Viejo is the more touristy part – $25 for a basic main meal, the most expensive meal of my entire trip.


Just under a week in Panama isn’t nearly enough, but it’s enough to fall in love with the city alone – I’m already planning my next visit!

Coast to Coast in Costa Rica 

Costa Rica – San Jose, Manuel Antonio, Montezuma and Puerto Viajo  

Travel companions : Dad and Lauren 

For the next part of my trip I was joined by my Dad (Joe) and surrogate sister Lauren who flew out from London to meet me for a crazy two weeks in Costa Rica and Panama! Yet again there was no time to keep the blog or journal up to date – here’s an account of the first week from the capital to the Pacific to the Caribbean in Costa Rica…

We found each other in the immigration queues in San Jose airport which was lucky for me as we could enter together – the officials on the Nicaraguan side almost didn’t let me board the flight as I couldn’t produce an onward ticket out of the Costa Rica. It was one of those situations where he knew that I knew that he knew that I was lying but he backed down first.
On day 1 we started off with a wander around the somewhat edgy capital city, San Jose. Sadly it hasn’t grown on me since my last visit almost exactly one year ago. We visited the national museum which included a tropical butterfly garden to our surprise – including a load of cocoons which we mistook for gold jewellery.  There isn’t much else to do so after a delicious casada (rice and beans, veggies, avocado, fried ripe plantain) we caught the first of many buses, heading south to the Manuel Antonio national park on the Pacific Coast.

Earrings or butterfly?
Some old figures

We stayed in Hostel Selina which was amazing – three pools where we could have one to ourselves after a great dinner at the on site restaurant and bar. The first of many plates of patacones – fried green plantains served with black beans and guacamole.

Costa Rican breakfast

On day 2 we took a guided tour around Manuel Antonio where Dad and Lauren were quickly introduced to central American travel when the guide said we’d go in his car for 5 minutes – cue 15 minutes with four adults in the back of a tiny car, Lauren squashed on the window and me sitting on top of a very annoying Swiss man who offered me a massage for my backache. 

Baby Monkey
Sloth!!! Photo credit goes to Lauren!
Who’s the animal really?!

We got to see Sloths (which I failed to see last year anywhere in Costa Rica), bats, agotes, numerous birds, iguanas and monkeys. The downside is the number of tourists all clamouring for a photo – luckily most don’t bother venturing far into the park.

Thief!
Beach to myself – almost

The beach is simply stunning – it’s protected so no  developments, not even a single shop. You can only take certain foods into the park as there are lots of monkeys and raccoons ready to steal it – I witnessed a monkey run off with one tourists bag of fruit!

Day 3 we were on the move westward via a speed boat to the hippy jungle beach town of Montezuma. Backpacker Dad was more prepared for wading into the sea to board the boat than I was! 

Here’s a video of our neighbours :

Breakfast companion

Our hostel here was again amazing, Luz de Mono, and the owner warned us that the resident monkeys would throw mangoes at us. The beach here is beautiful – we all got up to watch the sunrise which meant venturing out in the darkness to the eery sounds of the Howler monkeys. We were joined by a random dog who watched the sunrise with us then disappeared as quickly as he arrived.

Sunrise selfie

In the afternoon it sounded like someone was breaking into our room. Just the monkeys jumping up and down on the roof and lobbing half eaten mangoes around. I’ve never stayed anywhere with so many animals! Iguanas walking the paths and climbing trees, monkeys everywhere, raccoons wandering around. It’s worth coming to Montezuma just for this!

One of the highlights of Montezuma is hiking to the waterfalls. This actually meant jumping across rocks in the river and scaling along the sides with precarious ropes – we loved it! We went early and missed the crowds apart from some skinny white guys with dreads who were off their heads at 9am. Lauren took a sneaky video. We finished the day with a swim in a pool shared with a huge Iguana.

Expert climbers

Day 5 was a travel day of local buses and ferry to Puntarenas, complete with a DJ playing salsa and bachata music. San José was even less appealing at night with our hotel covered in barbed wire. We ventured out for dinner carrying only the minimum cash needed for  dinner and still felt uneasy with most of the city shut down for Semana Santa (Easter week).


The next day we took yet another bus north to the Caribbean town of Puerto Viajo. Five hours later and lucky to have bought the last seats on the bus and not be sitting on the floor like some, we arrived in a town with a very different feel. All bright, colourful Caribbean style houses and sing song accents. Although we spent our three nights in an airbnb ‘apartment’ owned by a very German German lady who lived upstairs.

Buttercup

Day 6 was taken up by a visit to the Costa Rica Sloth Sanctuary, 45 minutes on the way to the bad boy town of Limon. We got there eventually on the bus after a few false starts like the Easter timetable and buses changing destination at the last minute. Unfortunately it didn’t feel right from the start when we were introduced to their oldest Sloth Buttercup, sitting in a hanging basket in the reception area. Then the injured Sloths, all in cages that bore little resemblance to their natural habitat. I understand that a blind Sloth cannot survive in the wild but we got a bad vibe from the tour, where the American grandson of the owner was more interested in showing off his language skills than telling us anything about the animals we had come to learn about. He did say that when the santuary closes to the public in the afternoon they take the Sloths outside – I hope that’s true. 

River trip
Road to nowhere
Getting back to Puerto Viajo turned out to be an adventure in itself – we missed the bus by a couple of minutes. No problem, we would wait for the next one. An hour passed – no problem, they must be running every 2 hours due to Easter. A different bus stopped and dthedriver assured us that our bus was ‘detrás’ – right behind him and would be here shortly. Unfortunately that was exactly what the drivers of the next three buses also told us over 3.5 hours of sitting by the road on our lonesome. We managed to ambush one of the grandsons who called a taxi and assured us a red pickup would be here in 5 minutes before he cycled off – needless to say that never turned up either. 

Passing the time


Eventually bored of roadside bird spotting and thinking every passing person was about to rob us, we decided to get on the next bus regardless of it’s destination and made an indirect way back, too late for the sunset yoga we’d planned.


Day 7 we had vegan pancakes and coffee next door before some beach and jungle horse riding. After much research to find a reputable stable we found Caribe Horse Riding Club which includes rescue horses. This was one owner who really loves her horses. Dad was in his element at lunch, where a local restaurant on the beach was serving beer and showing the football.

Time to walk!

In the afternoon we hired the oldest rust buckets of bikes I’ve ever seen, the kind without brakes, and cycled out to some stunning beaches. Great fun even if the rip tides were strong enough to knock us over (a dog managed to surf though!). On the way back Dad’s bike fell apart and he had to walk in the dark – yoga really wasn’t going to happen. Here you really have to abandon the concept of any kind of schedule!


And that’s our whirlwind week in Costa Rica – next stop Panama!

¡Que tuani ser Nica!

I’m writing this blog entry from Costa Rica as I’ve just left Nicaragua after an incredible 5 weeks. I miss it already! Here’s a video I took on my last day that captures a fraction of how amazing La Mariposa is:

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And one of the parrot playing hide and seek with me just for fun:

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Last week I celebrated my birthday in Nicaragua and it will be very hard to beat. Starting with kisses from my favorite furry friends who were waiting to greet me 😀

Preciosa

My new BFF Madeleine made me a card and little Emily must have sung Happy Birthday ten times.


Next my teacher Jenny brought avocados with her so we could go and buy fresh tortillas from an old lady down the road during our class.

At lunch the lovely people at the school organised a huge cake with my name and Gigi performed a surprise traditional dance in my honour. This meant a lot since she hates to wear dresses!




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Everyone went to the Laguna de Apoyo for the afternoon and we floated around on inner tubes in the lake drinking beer and cocktails. 

Madeleine and me floating in tyres
My birthday

I was so reluctant to leave this place that I extended my stay again until the day I absolutely had to be in Costa Rica to meet my travel companions for the next two weeks. And the last weekend here was amazing – two near death experiences, one on a horse and one in a microbus 😎

Princesa
A man, his horse and his machete
I’ve rediscovered my love of horse riding and gone out with Princesa on every opportunity. Until now I’d been fairly cautious but I’m trying to adopt more of a ‘live each day as if it’s my last’ approach – letting Princesa loose to gallop could very well have been my last day on earth!! One moment I’m cantering calmly, next minute another horse has caught up and we are racing neck and neck. These are beach horses and they love to run – they were picking up speed and now flat out galloping on the trails. I realised Princesa was not going to lose. ‘Can you slow your horse down?!’ I screamed – ‘I can’t!!’ came the response from the other girl. I can still hear the thundering hooves. Just when I thought this is only going to end when I fall off, no helmet of course, we approached a sheer drop – of course the horses knew this was their rest stop and casually came to a halt leaving us in a daze waiting for the others to catch up ten minutes later.

Madeleine and I also took a trip to Masaya to look for a t-shirt I was after and experience the bus. The minivan arrived with the muchacho shouting “Masaya Masaya Masaya!!” through the open door. Sat with our back to the driver with heads bent due to being a foot taller than everyone else and the man opposite guarding  his crown jewels as if I’m about to kick him. We explored the local market which was huge and and hot and selling everything from live chickens next to hair clips and shoes (I got a pair of sandals for $2). We waited for the bus home for a long time at the front of the queue but suddenly everyone started running and throwing their bags through the windows to grab a seat – I was somehow last to get on. Madeleine physically dragged me on and a lady made everyone squash together to fit me in ‘because you are thin’ – when I got off I had cramp in my stomach.

I made some amazing friends here who I already miss after spending every day together, not to mention the animals. Madeleine and I have had so many laughs – I’m going to visit her mum in Texas! 

I’ve discovered that the saying “90% of communication is non verbal” is rubbish – there have been some hilarious misunderstandings like me asking ‘are you married?’ instead of ‘are you tired?’ and accidentally cutting short a ride by saying ‘nah I’m not bothered’ instead of ‘I don’t mind ‘.

I’ve also discovered that in Nicaragua if a man suggests ‘going for a walk’ it does not in fact mean going for a walk – as I found out when I accidently went on a walk 😳

Back of the bus with my BFF

The best teacher, Jenny
The amazing cook Marisol
My coffee buddy Tracey
Gigi and me
I doubt there is anywhere else quite like La Mariposa and I wish I had several more months there. I’ve discovered that Nicaragua has many more places to visit so I’ve decided to travel the country after Costa Rica and Panama 😎 For now it’s time to say Hasta La Proxima!

La Mariposa

La Mariposa Escuela de Español 

San Juan de la Concepción, Masaya, Nicaragua

Days 32-52

‘Sí’ he said, ‘es una Tarantula’. I had upgraded from a room in a homestay to a rustic Cabaña, or ‘tree house’. Amazing view out to the jungle and a little too close to nature… I was making up my mosquito net and as I moved the mattress I saw a leg poke out from under the bed. The leg was so big I thought it must be a nice gecko so I leant in with my head torch for a closer look – at biggest beast of a spider, eyes glowing in the light.

Tarantulas aside, the last few weeks have been amazing – one-to-one Spanish tuition, home cooking and fun activities with a great group of fellow students. I keep extending my stay as I don’t want to leave!

6.30 coffee time
New friends

I’ve settled into a routine with the other long timers – 6.30am coffee with Tracey from Canada and freestyle exercising with Madeleine from the USA. I have my favourite dogs and cats who greet me in the morning and join in the stretching.

Exercise buddies!

This kitten arrived two weeks ago in a terrible state – Now look at her!

Lunchtime!
Pelusa aka Fluffy
The Mariposa Spanish school is truly amazing. It was started 10 years ago by the wonderful Paulette who moved over from England with her Nicaraguan daughter Gigi whom she adopted almost 30 years ago. It was set up as a project to employ local people and now has around 75 employees, not counting the numerous community  projects – which are funded by the proceeds of the hotel. We were able to visit some of the projects, my favourite being Los Pipitos. This provides horse equine therapy for disabled children, including those suffering from celebral palsy, as the movement really helps them. It also funds a physiotherapist who can do home visits and a pool for hydrotherapy. The horses have all been rescued from various places.  Many are simply living out their days whilst others give rides to the kids. There is no government support for disabled children in this area. Leading on to the next project, teaching children English in the extremely poor village of Panamá. It’s close to Volcán Masaya and the residents suffer many adverse health effects – rotting and discoloured teeth, particles that damage skin and eyes. They can’t use tin for the roof of their homes as it corrodes. Yet the biggest problem is that there is simply no water for half the year. They rely on La Mariposa buying and delivering water to the village twice a week. La Mariposa teachers are running this centre for local children – we visited on the opening day and joined in the party.

School buildings in Panama
 
Unlimited bananas
 

Piñata party in Panamá

Animal rescue is another big part of La Mariposa. One day a policeman dropped off a box of monkeys that had been confiscated from the illegal trade – Paulette had to bottle feed them. Numerous parrots (many now released), dozens of dogs and cats live at each property as well as the worker’s own homes. The school also organises a spaying program. And that’s without mentioning the conservation projects – including  buying land to prevent development.

All of this relies on people visiting the school or directly donations.

Eco Cabaña – Tarantula not shown
Dutch courage to face the Tarantulas
The coffee here isn’t strong enough  – one cup doesn’t cut it. Luckily Tracey shares my addiction so we ventured out on an expedition to replenish our supply. We took a local microbus – an old van that’s been modified to fit rows of seats, into Jinotepe. Each van has a Muchacho (young boy) hanging out the doors touting for business and shouting the destination. We got on – there were no seats left and the roof wasn’t high enough to stand up so we were bent over at right angles. We’d been told to hold on straight away – I now know why since the bus sped off with the door still open. 50mph and I’m hanging on for dear life almost outside of the van, Tracey keeping me in by my arm. “Oh well” said Tracey, “at least nobody else will get on as the bus is full”. Ha!! It wasn’t even considered half full. Tracey was bumped further away from me to the back of the van until I could only see her hat and I was squashed between some boxes. We were also lucky not to be kicked off for trying to haggle down the price to 5 córdobas (15 cents) – I thought we were being charged ‘tourist prices’ but actually we’d misheard the price the school told us – the passengers were laughing because I tried to pay so little not because I was being ripped off!

5pm wine
Top student, Preciosa
 

We spend a lot of time watching the monkeys and playing hide and  seek with the parrot, who shouts “Hola!” It’s amazing to see them every day up close. We’ve been here so long we don’t like new people arriving and taking our hammocks.

Local residents rescued from the illegal trade

One of my favourite activities has been horse riding. I hardly ever ride horses (since I was a child) as I don’t agree with any exploitment or mistreatment which is sadly often the case especially abroad. But here I can ride the rescue horses once a week. I’ve taken to riding the guide’s horse Princesa that the others aren’t allowed to ride – it’s like riding a bike!

Riding to the Ridge
Princesa was found with her feet tied up and bleeding, rescued with her foal

I sadly have to leave next week. I’ve been on several excursions and learned so much about Nicaragua that I’ll need to write another blog post very soon!